Not based on any drawings by Branca.
When I made Voodoo like it I thought that it would be cool to make a doll out of the one Murdoc is holding. It isn't a voodoo doll, but she is still wicked in some sense.
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Gorillaz (c) Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn
Branca (c) Lina
Branca hates cockroaches. And other bugs too. She drew a couple of picture about this subject, called I hate cockroaches and Kitchen War.
Now, I hate bugs too, especially spiders. But I don't kill them anymore, because I've thought that every single creature deserves respect. Just because I'm in the power to hurt them, this doesn't mean I have to because I don't like them.
They couldn't like me as well. So why I have to decide who must live and who not?
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Gorillaz (c) Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn
Branca (c) Lina
Not inspired by any of Branca's original drawings... just by her narcissism.
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Gorillaz (c) Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn
Branca (c) Lina
Branca seems to hate when Murdoc makes voodoo magic on 2-D. I wonder why. Perhaps, she has no sense of humor at all (and I'm quite aware of this) and she didn't get the joke.
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Gorillaz (c) Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn
Branca (c) Lina
If you want to know what I'm talking about, you can watch the original drawing by InvaderDez1818 and read the comments on the same page.
I thank InvaderDez1818, but I'm not so pretty... at least, I'm not a tramp. I'm not obsessed with my physical aspect like Branca.
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Gorillaz (c) Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn
Branca (c) Lina
Branca is manicheist. Everything for her is black or white, good or bad, beautiful or ugly.
And she is also bigoted. She can't stand homosexuals, voodoo magic and bad behaviours in general. I mean, what is "bad" in her mind. She often claims to be an innocent girl full of moral principles, sharing her wisdom with everybody. Then she shows herself in sexy outfit, exposing her breast, having sex with 2-D, talking about rape, sharing her racist views, making Gorillaz beat every person she doesn't like.
It seems she also has never heard of charming personality because she hasn't got any. She thinks of herself she is beautiful. And this is all she will always be. Just beautiful. Never charming nor fascinating.
If you think you don't need your brain anymore and you're searching a cruel way to dispose of it, you should watch the original "Ugly" animation. You can find it here.
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Gorillaz (c) Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn
Branca (c) Lina
Well, if you read my comics, be confortable to comment. Bad or good comments, I don't mind. Each one has an opinion.
-Branca
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Gorillaz (c) Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn
Branca (c) Lina
Base on a original drawing by Branca
If she don't get herself involved in everything Gorillaz related, she's not happy.
Why doesn't she try to do something on her own? Because Gorillaz fan-arts are what make her popular. And she wants to be popular.
I can't find the original drawing anymore on her site... Maybe someone argued with her about it and she removed it to not show the quarrel. She always want to hide other's opinions, especially when they're not the same as hers.
Anyway, no problem. Here it is the drawing. She took an original image of 2-D drawn by Jamie Hewlett and added her character in it.
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...And here is my personal interpretation of what 2-D could have answered her.
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Gorillaz (c) Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn
Branca (c) Lina
This is the second part of how Gorillaz changed from Phase One to Phase Two and why in Branca's opinion. And also one of the most arrogant animations she ever made.
In fact, some lines say to the viewer that "you aren't a good obsever" and "don't worry! no one is perfect! I gonna help you!". Thank you very much, but I have goy my eyes, as Eurythmics said.
I really can't understand why she should be in charge to tell us things that she herself doesn't know. Judging from what she says about Gorillaz and what she shows in her gallery, she clearly don't know anything about them (logical consequence of the fact that she doesn't know english language). Or at least, she is not the most informed about the subject.
A delirious feeling of omnipotence, maybe?
Anyway, this is my personal interpreation of the animation by Branca.
If your life is meaningless and you have time to waste, you can watch the original boring animation. You can find it here.
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Gorillaz (c) Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn
Branca (c) Lina
Based on an original drawing by Branca
One thing I can't understand is why Branca choose to become the wife (and ruin the life) of a musician. Not only a singer, but also a keyboardist.
She isn't obviously a musically cultured woman, so why should 2-D stay with her? If he want to have only sex, there's a lot of women out there who would be happy to do it. Branca is a useless partner and surely not his kindred spirit.
Just watch her drawing here.
The saddest thing is not her musical ignorance, but the fact that she hasn't spent a minute to find how an electric keyboard really is. (and I think she doesn't even know what a Synth is)
And look at the number of tuning keys on Noodle's guitar. How many strings it has got?
Lina is a superficial woman.
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Gorillaz (c) Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn
Branca (c) Lina
Lina doesn't like how Gorillaz have changed from Phase One to Phase Two. As you can see from her works, when she can't control something, she tries to be part of it. So she made some animations in which she claims to teach us how Gorillaz changed and why.
In one of this animation, she whines about how 2-D, the singer, turned into a sex machine and he had sex with a lot of women. Since she claims to be 2-D's wife, you can easily understand why she is so mad about it.
This is what I think could be the real message she is trying to spread with that animation of hers.
If you suffer some kind of depression and you want the coup de grace, you can watch the original animation by Branca here.
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Gorillaz (c) Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn
Branca (c) Lina
Based on a original drawing by Branca.
Branca loves to do Flash animations. She made some of the most boring and pointless animations I've ever seen in my life. But she thinks they are funny.
Unfortunately, she also loves to fill her animations with commercial songs. DeviantArt rules forbid to use copyrighted material in deviants' work, so they deleted all Branca's beloved animations.
Branca didn't bear the brunt of the news and made a picture showing herself crying, sorrounded by Gorillaz cuddling her. As they actually would care about a stupid thing like this.
And she claims not being egocentric...
If you are really interested in such stupid thing, you can watch the original pathetic drawing here
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One of Branca's loyal minions once told me (asking me why I find Branca arrogant) that all the graphics and the sounds and even the way she makes animation were all copied from the ones of another deviant, nniccals. I think that DeviantArt should have removed Branca's animations a long time ago.
Gorillaz (C) Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn
Branca (C) Lina
